Theme Halloween Costumes
Monster Costumes
Listen, we know you hate having cold hands in the winter, but we admit that we thought it was going a little far to purposefully drink that radioactive potion designed to help animals regrow their fur. But you’re an adult, and you can make your own life choices! Besides, how could we have possibly foreseen the fact that your impulsive decision to alter your body chemistry would skyrocket you to the height of fashion? After one look at those fuzzy monster hands, everyone started wanting their own genetically modified paws. You saw an opportunity and you jumped on it, and boom: The Adult Purple Fuzzy Hand Covers were born!And these things have made you a fortune – not only are they way cuter than glover or mittens, but with the decorative white felt claws that stick out underneath, they also get rid of any need for costly or time-consuming manicures! Bonus! Science, man, right? We’ll never question your highly-questionable decision-making process again!
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