Theme Halloween Costumes
Pirate Accessories
There’s nothing better than being a pirate. Waking up at the crack of 2pm every day, wringing out the grog you spilled on your shirt the night before, adjusting your eye patch and shoulder parrot, and figuring out what you’re going to plunder next. Gold? Jewels? Some other kind of even more lavish booty? The world’s your oyster when your only worries are running out of rum and krakens off the starboard bow.But even if you were a pirate, you’d still have to be fashionable. You would never walk the plank in anything less than Italian leather shoes. Your wooden leg would be carved from imported African Ebony and have a storage compartment for your secret, special rum supply. And you wouldn’t dream of going to a keelhauling after Labor Day wearing a white satin ruffle shirt. As if! You have a black satin ruffle shirt for that.Show the world that just because you swashbuckle doesn’t mean you’re a slob. The black fabric on our Satin Ruffle Shirt feels just like the real thing and is sure to impress. As only gold will do for a discerning buccaneer like you, we’ve adorned this piece with real (fake) gold buttons. And your friends are going to go insane with envy when they lay eyes on these perfect, ever-so-classy ruffles. Ahoy there, matey!
Don’t say Ahoy There Matey without the right shirt. This is the right pirate shirt for you!
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