Theme Halloween Costumes
Batman Costumes
Every year, every kid wants to be Batman, right? Who’s the best superhero? Batman. Who has the coolest car? Batman. Who could even take down Superman? Batman! It’s like, yeah we get it, the guy is amazing. But at some point he’s just showing off. Bruce Wayne is a freaking billionaire! Of course he’s going to have a gadget for any situation and a sweet car. If he didn’t, he’d be wasting his talents. But we can relate to him, all of us non-billionaires. We can’t get fancy gadgets or a Bat Cave or a butler even. So what are we going to do?Turn to the only awesome superhero who can save us, Nightwing! Oh, are you not up on your comics? That’s okay, allow us to explain. Dick Grayson used to be Robin, but eventually he grew up (as we all do) and realized he wanted to strike out on his own. Is Nightwing a billionaire? Not at all. He’s just an orphaned circus kid trying to do some good. Nightwing has cool gadgets too, obviously. Not like he sat around the Bat Cave just watching TV. He learned a bunch too! And he’s got an awesome pair of clubs that he can use to pummel the criminal underbelly of Gotham, day or night (well, preferably night, since he’s Nightwing. Kind of weird if he was going around at night calling himself Daywing, right?). So let your son test his mettle in the hottest superhero costume around. As Nightwing, he might not be the Dark Knight, but he’ll be the king of looking awesome. And he doesn’t even need a cape to do it!
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