Halloween Costumes
Wigs
We know what you’re thinking. Oh, goody. Another neon wig, and this one costs as much as two pairs of furry boot covers. But can you change the shape of your furry boot covers just by applying the right amount of heat? And how do you think those furry boot covers are going to look on top of your head?Because this Styleable Fever Emily Pink Two Tone Wig is not just going to feel a lot more comfortable on your cranium, it’s going to look way more natural. Not too natural, obviously, since the genes for a bright pink color gradient don’t exist yet. We’ve applied for a grant to try to change that. In the meantime, we humbly submit this wig for your consideration. The latest advances in thermo-cosmetology allow you to tastefully alter its natural shape with the use of heated curlers. Brilliant!
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